I think we clearly have different ideas on what a dad joke is
I wouldnt repeat alot of the jokes showing up lately to any kid( regardless if how funny). I feel like weve lost our way. Im no purist but theres plenty of other reddits for those jokes. :/

I was in the bar last night when the waitress yells "Does anyone know CPR?"
I yelled back "I know all those letters!"

Everyone laughed, well except this one guy.

What do you call one thousand Millie Bobby Browns
Bobby Brown

Knock Knock Who is it? Dishes Dishes who
Dishes a bad joke

What do you call a prostitute who is bad at sex?
Whore-ible.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can never, never land.

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between boobs, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A seatbelt

Ive started investing in stocks. Chicken, beef and vegetable. I know its risky
But with any luck, Ill become a bouillionaire

What do you call a boyband that plays classical music?
The bach street boys

I wanted to share a joke that's slightly NSFW with you all, but knowing how people in this sub are. It'll just be removed.
[Removed]

The guy remodeling my kitchen just got arrested!
Charged with counter-fitting.

Me: I need a battery so I can tell the time
Cashier: Is it for a clock?

Me: I dont know. Thats why I need a battery

I asked my son why he put popcorn in the freezer....
He said he wanted a pop-sicle.

Sean Connery joke
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

I told a dad joke on an airplane
It went over like a million people's heads

Helped a duck get some fishing line off its foot. He offered to pay me for my efforts.
I told him I would put it on his bill.

What did the chiropractor say after becoming a therapist?
I got your back

Im disgusted by all the people who are STILL making jokes about the missing titanic sub!!!
Its unthinkable!!

Knock knock.
Whos there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Oh, I didnt know you could yodel.

My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards
I said Y NOT

I told my son, Did you know when William the Conqueror took England that he made all the English lords get rid of the water around their castles so he could control them more easily. Did he really?
Yeh thats right. They were all de-moated.

I wanted to make a joke with sodium
Then i said Na

I saw my son just throw two watches into the ocean
He said he is syncing them

I still remember when my doctor told me that the plastic surgery was free of charge.
The look on my face was priceless.

My British SUVs engine control broke.
Now its a deRanged Rover.